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Conlang Critic Critic Episode One: jan Misali
I wanted to make a simple April Fool's video reviewing every episode of Conlang Critic by jan Misali, but it turned into an hour and a half long nightmare. Enjoy.
Daniel Swanson's channel: www.youtube.com/@UCDEnQPb2DGDdozI6kOCHPfw
kay(f)bop(t) for Travelers: ua-cam.com/play/PL1EBO0NcsJQjqDFEdJTeDWsgZ6BU63-8d.html&si=BMq3BIl2yT4lucYK
Lichen the Fictioneer's channel: www.youtube.com/@UCRownfSlImbUGOjuf7_RPJg
Aronora's video about Sambahsa: ua-cam.com/video/6KkQiTZpzrQ/v-deo.htmlsi=Fe9XekmqrntQHgpH
Viossa Discord: discord.gg/7hdbmvwmc9
jan Misali's channel: www.youtube.com/@UCJOh5FKisc0hUlEeWFBlD-w
My utmost thanks to Daniel Swanson, Jack Eisenmann (aka Esperantanaso or Ostracod), Dr Olivier Simon, and Nikomiko for their appearances in this video!
Intro 0:00
Lojban 1:18
aUI 4:01
Vötgil 5:21
Láadan 7:57
Ygyde 9:44
Ithkuil 11:35
Wolflandic 13:29
kay(f)bop(t) 14:52
Klingon 18:15
Na’vi 20:23
Fluidlang 22:00
Toki Pona 24:02
Esperanto 28:06
Ido 30:54
Volapük 32:22
Dovahzul 34:01
Interlingua 35:21
Solresol 36:50
Loglan 38:20
Zese 40:23
Futurese 42:55
Lingua Franca Nova 43:58
Interslavic 45:10
Folkspraak 47:07
Dothraki 49:04
Novial 50:33
IS 53:41
Drsk 55:10
Sambahsa 56:52
Sindarin 1:01:15
Poliespo 1:06:16
Kēlen 1:07:42
Lingwa de Planeta 1:10:06
Viossa 1:14:00
Iqlic 1:23:38
Quenya 1:25:55
High Valyrian 1:27:22
Outro 1:28:28
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Відео

How Similar are Polish and Russian?
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The Slavic languages are all fairly similar to each other. Russian and Polish are the two most spoken ones, which leads to the question of how Similar Polish and Russian are. Thank you to Iry for providing audio samples of Russian and Aizu for providing audio samples of Polish! Sources: Modern Russian Grammar - A Practical Guide, by John Dunn and Shamil Khairov Polish: An Essential Grammar, by ...
Writing English With Writing Systems You're Not Supposed To
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I was bored one day, so I made cursed adaptations of English but written with different writing systems.
How Many Languages Are Needed To Travel Across Every Country?
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There are lots of countries, with lots of languages, and people like traveling to many of them. So how many languages are needed to travel across every country? Ethnologue: www.ethnologue.com/
Making Sense of the Thai Writing System
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The Thai Writing System is notoriously complicated, this video is an attempt to make sense of it, explaining why its many quirks exist, and hopefully make it easier to learn. thank to ItsPForPea, check out his channel if you like PvZ! @ItsPForPea
What is the 2nd Most Widely Used Writing System?
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It's clear that Latin is the most widely used writing system by far, but which one is the runner up? Out of Cyrillic, Arabic, Hanzi/Kanji, and Devanagari, which one is the 2nd most widely used?
Most Common Sounds NOT in English
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This is a casual list of the 15 most common sounds that are not present in English, data taken from PHOIBLE...and Wikipedia because I'm an amateur NOTE: I realized that the alveolar trill /r/ does occur in some English dialects, and the Wikipedia page for "pronounciation of /r/ in English" lists 3 dialects where it occurs in, so it may very well not count. Wikipedia also lists the "sinitic symb...
How Similar are Vietnamese and Cantonese?
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Learn 150 languages with quality native-speaking teachers on italki🎉. Buy $10 get $5 for free for your first lesson using my code LIZARD5: Web: go.italki.com/lingolizard App: italki.app.link/lingolizard The Vietnamese and Cantonese languages have a noticeable amount of similarities, but just how similar are they? #languagelearning #languages #italki #language 0:00 Intro 2:38 Vocabulary 4:10 Sou...
What Makes Each of the Germanic Languages Unique (English, German, Dutch, Swedish, and more!)
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This video covers the unique traits of the Germanic languages, including English, German, Dutch, Swedish, Danish, Norwegian, Icelandic, Faroese, Afrikaans, Yiddish, and more! timestamps: 0:00 intro 1:00 Common Traits 4:43 English 9:15 Scots 10:57 Dutch 14:31 Afrikaans 16:25 Limburgish 17:59 Frisian 19:37 Standard German 24:07 Bavarian 25:18 Low German 27:17 Luxembourgish 29:32 Yiddish 31:39 Nor...
A language where you touch grass (Agma Schwa Cursed Conlang Circus)
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Have you ever wanted a language where you touch grass? I'm not sure why you'd want that, but here you go! Support me on Patreon! www.patreon.com/LingoLizard/membership Agma Schwa's Cursed Conlang Circus 2 announcement video: ua-cam.com/video/_2fhHUuMxcA/v-deo.html Music during the Touching Grass signing section is "Make it Crisbee!", from the Bug Fables OST ua-cam.com/video/4SBBNDda7a8/v-deo.ht...
When Spanish Nouns Change Gender (except not at all)
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Most feminine nouns in Spanish take the definite article "la". However, some instead take "el", the masculine definite article. Does this mean some Spanish nouns change gender? Read the second part of the title to find out!
Assamese - The Most Awesome Language
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In this video, I talk about how the Assamese langyage is the awesomest, the most awesome language known to humankind. This was supposed to be an April Fools joke so...April Fools? you should totally do what the video says to do at 7:01 Sources: Jain, & Cardona, G. (2007). The Indo-Aryan languages. Routledge. Tebay, S. & Zimmermann, E., (2020) “Exceptionality in Assamese vowel harmony: A phonolo...
How Everyone Is Family In Vietnamese (Kinship Pronouns)
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Pronouns in Vietnamese work quite differently from what they are in English, to the point where everyone can technically be called family through kinship words! Learn more in this video! Please subscribe to channel if you enjoy the video! Sources: web.archive.org/web/20070309161642/accurapid.com/journal/38viet.htm web.archive.org/web/20060912130700/www.educ.utas.edu.au/users/tle/JOURNAL/Article...
10 Most Spoken Languages You've Never Heard Of (feat. Language Simp)
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In language based discussions about language learning and linguistics occur, not all languages get time in the spotlight, here are the 10 most spoken languages you might not have heard of! Special thanks to Language Simp for appearing in this video! Timestamps: 0:00 Intro 1:32 Amharic 3:07 Kannada 5:10 Javanese 7:32 Hausa 9:50 Wu Chinese 12:36 Tamil 14:47 Telugu 16:31 Marathi 18:36 Punjabi 20:0...
A Video All About Diphthongs
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A video showcasing everything about the linguistics of diphthongs within the various languages of the world, when vowels come together and unite in a single syllable in a particular language. Thanks to K Klein for making a cameo and voicing the British English diphthongs! Check out their channel here: youtube.com/@kklein
History of the Japanese Language
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History of the Japanese Language
What Makes Each of the Slavic Languages Unique (Russian, Polish, Ukrainian, and more!)
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What Makes Each of the Slavic Languages Unique (Russian, Polish, Ukrainian, and more!)
Why there is no Hardest Language to Learn
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Why there is no Hardest Language to Learn
What are the weirdest languages in the world?
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What are the weirdest languages in the world?
Japanese sounds a little bit like Russian
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Japanese sounds a little bit like Russian
The language where EVERYTHING can be a verb
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The language where EVERYTHING can be a verb
What Makes Simplified Chinese So Simple
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What Makes Simplified Chinese So Simple
Why X sometimes sounds like Z (in English)
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Why X sometimes sounds like Z (in English)
Why Some Languages Lack a P Sound
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Why Some Languages Lack a P Sound

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @moladiver6817
    @moladiver6817 5 годин тому

    As a westerner I am completely oblivious when it comes to Chinese characters so please bare with me. According to one source Chinese kids have to learn 3000 symbols before they enter highschool. As a kid I learned the alphabet of only 26 letters when I was 6 and I basically mastered reading and writing only a year later. Granted I was quite early for my age but still. Almost all kids will be able to read and write by the age of 9. Assuming Chinese middle school also starts at the age of 12 that means the kids there take about 3 years longer to learn to read and write a random text. 3 years is a long time in a kid's life. Wouldn't it be simpler if Chinese adopted some kind of phonetic script? It doesn't even have to be the latin alphabet but it just as well might. The Vietnamese did it so they might be a good example to study. Or look at Thai with its unique alphabet. I stay in Thailand currently and kids here are pretty young still when they master their writing system. Why the trouble of learning thousands of symbols when simplified could mean so much more? (Or should I say less?) I get the historic reasons of course. But just for the sake of efficiency why stick with the symbols? Happy to learn all about it.

  • @pnutbtur17
    @pnutbtur17 11 годин тому

    Meanwhile the japanese people use the traditional letters still 😭

  • @rosomak4560
    @rosomak4560 11 годин тому

    For Czechia and Slovakia, we both understand each other everything, so you can pick up what seems better for you, for that russian and hungary percentage on Slovakia, i do not recomend start speaking that, czech is better, also if you are good listener, you can understand polish if you know czech or slovak. English is too relevant for most people.

  • @ThomasMuirAudionaut
    @ThomasMuirAudionaut 11 годин тому

    Look I'm getting sick of finding this bullshite everywhere in language channels - the United Kingdom's Flag DOES NOT represent the ENGLISH language. the UK is NOT England. get your thumbnail fixed. or I flag you for disinfo and hatred against minorities. - the UK contains SEVEN distinct NATIVE cultures in FOUR *NATIONS* united by a crown - we are NOT a mono-culture OR a single nation. the UK has FIVE native languages of CELTIC origin and ENGLISH is NOT EVEN one of them, it's language of the Invaders descendants. - Nor is the Union Jack THEIR flag. The Flag of England is the St George Cross. the Jack represent Four Nations and three 'protectorates' containing no less than seven native cultures, five of whom , as I said, have retained their own languages. People in YOUR field above all really ought to know better.

  • @DCTriv
    @DCTriv 12 годин тому

    Probably more realistic to say Russian sounds a little bit like Japanese, seeing as Russia is the far newer language.

  • @karasu161
    @karasu161 12 годин тому

    To me german and russian soud simmilar

  • @kirilvelinov7774
    @kirilvelinov7774 19 годин тому

    "Ny" is the most common non-English sound as in:onion

  • @b3nd
    @b3nd 20 годин тому

    just wait until this mf finds out japanese also sounds like spanish

    • @cheerful_crop_circle
      @cheerful_crop_circle 19 годин тому

      Japanese can sound like any language tbh. It has a lot of simplistic phonetics, which are easy to correlate with the phonetics of any other language around the world. It isnt something specific. It is also true the other way around

  • @Ransok_Bukaj
    @Ransok_Bukaj 20 годин тому

    I've got no right to complain since I also mess up foreign phones all the time, but as a native Czech speaker, I've gotta say that your pronunciation of /c/ sounds extremely wrong. Additionally, I cringe every time someone says that /c/ sounds like /k/ followed by /j/. I'd understand saying that it sound like /t/ followed by /j/, but I may be biased due to how we write /c/ as ⟨ť⟩ in Czech. The video is very fun though. I just felt the need to get this off my chest. EDIT: Reading LingoLizard's note got me to think about whether the palatal phones in Czech are actually alveolo-palatal rather than purely palatal. I guess that would explain why I think of our /c/ as closer to /t/ rather /k/.

  • @kjsfu__
    @kjsfu__ День тому

    i've never heard someone sound so cute in russian

  • @FurLegend
    @FurLegend День тому

    1:04 I can add that what "древо" (drevo) there is also in Russian, but it is older, and it is used much less often than "дерево" (derevo)

  • @bettermessage2595
    @bettermessage2595 День тому

    stod sounds like speaker received punch to the belly

  • @NousSpeak
    @NousSpeak День тому

    It seems like French, Russian, MSA, and Spanish have some of the greatest utility.

  • @Madeleine.....
    @Madeleine..... День тому

    Long time ago there was a russian lady who was so much in love with Poland that she took from them above 3700 of polish words and in return she gave to Poland 2700 of russian words so that they could communicate better.И можем дружить.

  • @WilliamWallace444
    @WilliamWallace444 День тому

    Literally AMAZING video, thank you, i love you

  • @MD-df7if
    @MD-df7if День тому

    How similar are Indonesia and Japanese ???????????????????????????????????????

  • @GarbagemanQ
    @GarbagemanQ День тому

    what about brummese

  • @divano1014
    @divano1014 День тому

    I feel like Spanish and Japanese are really related interms of prononciation, im starting to forget spanish words really easily and quicker than I used to because they get merged into japanese and also merged into the japanese meaning, sometimes I'll merge japanese in the middle of a spanish sentence

  • @fsbayer
    @fsbayer День тому

    You skipped Slovakia and Slovenia...

  • @NiskerMusic
    @NiskerMusic День тому

    0:27 "мгновение" isn't "instant", only "moment". "Instant" is "мгновенно".

    • @alexhilt
      @alexhilt День тому

      Сущ. Instant - это "мгновение". Тут просто опущен артикль

  • @spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

    !Xóõ sound like one of those southern chinese dialects

  • @egormatuk3786
    @egormatuk3786 2 дні тому

    Limburgish having tone is like the biggest twist ever

  • @TheGribbler
    @TheGribbler 2 дні тому

    You're grasping at straws

  • @Nerdy1729
    @Nerdy1729 2 дні тому

    26:20 i disagree with this assessment. Firstly, if you're judging past them for not knowing the dictionary would come out, i blame PRESENT you for not knowing that yet another book has come out, canonising 2 more words, su (name of the book) and majuna (old). The language is meant to have no "common compounds" and if they exist, their meanings can be intuited. like, sitelen tawa musi is a common compound, but fun moving drawings is pretty clear to me. In fact, you literally make this point yourself at 27:05!! one quantity above life towards would actually be something like "nimi wan nanpa lon sewi pi ale tawa" good foam food would be "moku ko pona", the pi there is ungrammatical Also, the country names aren't meant to be treated as a "oh you have to memorise these". You derive them instead. In fact, i have found many inaccuracies in the document you pulled up, such as the fact it doesn't even have all the countries (small island nations are ommited, but also large ones like mongolia, kazakhstan, qatar, north korea, drc or roc, the list goes on) it has some decidedly non-countries (like gujarat) adn some of the tokiponizations (ways to derive the names) are just wrong.

  • @samwallaceart288
    @samwallaceart288 2 дні тому

    As a Japanophone, words cannot describe how much the vowels being listed "ah, eh, í, oh, ú" hurt my brain.

  • @doguezter7047
    @doguezter7047 2 дні тому

    Russian for me is English if it was recreated in Asia

    • @cheerful_crop_circle
      @cheerful_crop_circle 2 дні тому

      Well , Russian just developed differently from English because of different history, geography, its own Eastern Slavic phonology, influence from non-Indo-European languages........

    • @cheerful_crop_circle
      @cheerful_crop_circle 2 дні тому

      But nonetheless, you can see a lot of similarities between Russian and English because of their common Indo-European connection

  • @diegocavicchioli9065
    @diegocavicchioli9065 2 дні тому

    Mi madre es brasileña, mi padre es italiano y yo nací en Colombia. Mi madre es traductora de español y portugués y mi vida ha sido internacional, entre Latinoamérica y el Mediterráneo europeo. Los países en los que viví son Brasil, Italia, Colombia, México, Portugal, Argentina, Paraguay y España. Y mi padre nunca habló otro idioma que el italiano en casa. El portugués, el español y el italiano son mis idiomas nativos. Hablo guaraní, francés, catalán e inglés de forma intermedia, el que más me cuesta es el guaraní, seguido del inglés y luego el francés. Hablo mejor catalán porque mis padres tienen casa en Girona y fue la única ciudad en la que viví en España, y el idioma tiene mucho español, un poco de italiano y mucho francés, del cual hice un curso.

  • @motorhead4875
    @motorhead4875 2 дні тому

    rusian not slavik!!!

  • @user-vp9zu2ft8l
    @user-vp9zu2ft8l 2 дні тому

    that's the best "ы" sound I've ever heard from a foreigner, good job comrade

  • @krangighwan
    @krangighwan 2 дні тому

    You absolutely obliterated that [ɕ], it's not [sj]

  • @ryofurue
    @ryofurue 2 дні тому

    Palatalization! No English speaking people I've ever met have been able to pronounce my given name. Their pronunciation is invariably ree-oh or ree-yo. When Russians do the same, I point out "You can do it" and write down « рё » on paper and then they immediately start to pronounce my name correctly. The same palatalization does occur in English (few vs foo) but not nearly as systematic in English as in Russian, Japanese, or Korean.

  • @onecupofconsciousnessplease
    @onecupofconsciousnessplease 2 дні тому

    I think maybe there is some confusion between the voiced velar fricative, and how people from northern Dutch-speaking regions pronounce their G's. Northern G sounds way harsher.

  • @FairyCRat
    @FairyCRat 2 дні тому

    One moment of the Vötgil episode that I love and that not many people seems to talk about is when jan Misali demonstrates their proposed simplified phoneme inventory. Eet wuud saoond samseen laeek zees. Eevan zaoo eet maeet saoond shwans, eet eez steel almaoos kampleelee andastandabal too naeeteev eengleesh speekaz! Also one nitpick you missed is that Zamenhof's native language would've probably been either Russian or Yiddish, not Polish, which he learned later.

  • @kirilvelinov7774
    @kirilvelinov7774 3 дні тому

    Accurate spelling One(Wun) Colonel(Cernel) Phlegm(Flem) Cough(Cof) Eye(Ai) Wednesday(Wenzdey) Queue(Cue) Thorough(Therow) Women(Wimin) Halfpenny(Heypnee)

  • @kirilvelinov7774
    @kirilvelinov7774 3 дні тому

    Baoao of waoah Choozdey

  • @kirilvelinov7774
    @kirilvelinov7774 3 дні тому

    New letter Theta ABCDEFGHIJKLMNÑOPØRSTUVWXYZ Sounds:a(ah),b,ch,d,e(eh,ae),f,g,h,i(ee,ih),j,k,l,m,n,ng,o(oh,au),p,th,r,s,t,u(oo,uh),v,w,ks,y,z

  • @kirilvelinov7774
    @kirilvelinov7774 3 дні тому

    Bulgarian "Ъ" actually makes a sound

  • @kirilvelinov7774
    @kirilvelinov7774 3 дні тому

    One letter logos Facebook(F) Twitter(X) Fen TV(Q?)

  • @AndrewRusherLDS
    @AndrewRusherLDS 3 дні тому

    Palestine doesn't exist, the people keep refusing Statehood while demanding Statehood.